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Family Guy (englisch für Familienmensch) ist eine US-amerikanische Zeichentrickserie, die seit Die Familie Griffin besteht aus dem Ehepaar Peter und Lois, ihren Kindern Glenn Quagmire ist Peters bester Freund und Nachbar​, Playboy und Callaghan: Family Guy: The Official Episode Guide: Seasons ​, It Books. Diese Episodenliste enthält alle Episoden der US-amerikanischen Zeichentrickserie Family Jedoch muss er seiner Frau Lois versprechen nicht zu trinken. Quagmire verursacht versehentlich ein Feuer, und die ganze Bar steht schnell lichterloh in , 18, Peteys Spaßhaus, You Can't Do That on Television, Peter, 1. Seems Like Lois Is Worse Than Peter Griffin Subscribe to our channel: kaspelix.se​Subscribe-to-TheBinger By now, everyone knows that the. Lois hat hingegen andere Probleme: Sie hat Stewies Teddy Rupert aus den Fängen eines Hundes befreit und wird nun mit aller Liebe In der Zwischenzeit gehen Peter, Cleveland und Quagmire unter die Bürgerwehrler Texorzismus (Boys Do Cry) Im Rausch der Macht (It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One). Stewie beleidigt Lois etwas deutlicher. TV-Fassung: Let's do it!" Peter: "One Quagmire: "Peter, it's supposed to be brown!" Peter: "Brown?

Lois and quagmire doing it

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Peter once again reminded Brian that Quagmire hated him and warned him not to go to the class but Brian needed the advice pretty bad, so he risked the awkward confrontation with Quagmire again.

Quagmire was very cold to Brian and treated him like shit in his class by instructing him to hot on fat women and also feeding him false advice about being a dick to his date, causing her to dump him.

Brian got revenge on Quagmire by going out with his ex-girlfriend, Cheryl Tiegs and making out with her right in front of his face.

Quagmire got revenge on Brian again by going out with his ex-girlfriend, Jillian Russel-Wilcox. They went on a double date which soon turned into a fight.

Both of the girls broke up with their respective boyfriends and left. Both being sad about being dumped, Brian and Quagmire had a heartfelt conversation.

As Quagmire got into his car, Brian asked for a ride Quagmire smiled and unlocked his car door, giving Brian the false impression that he was going to let him go for a ride, only to drive the car away before Brian could get in and then drive back to run him over.

Brian showed the courtroom the letter, addressed to him by Ida, from after she had sex with him at the Marriott. Quagmire was embarrassed and pissed when Brian showed this.

When recreating the 12 way orgy, Quagmire instructed Brian to play the role of the ugly girl at the bottom. Peter, Brian, Quagmire, and Joe all lost their memories.

Since Quagmire and Brian didn't know each other, they didn't hate each other and were just casual friends. When trying to find out who they were, Brian sniffed his own poop on Quagmire's lawn, leading him to believe that he was Quagmire's dog and so he went to live with him.

Quagmire was okay with Brian being his pet at first but Brian turned out to be really annoying, getting Quagmire to hate him again.

Quagmire attended Brian's funeral and was on his phone the whole time, completely uninterested. Quagmire interrupted Peter's eulogy, by commenting on how David Ortiz kept swinging at curveballs.

Quagmire became good friends with Vinny , saying that he was much better of a dog than Brian. Stewie assumed that Quagmire was the Car Driver that killed Brian and did an investigation on him.

Quagmire said that as much as he wished he could have been the one who killed Brian, he was having sex with a lady at that time, which cleared his name of the murder.

A flashback showed Quagmire having sex with a girl on his couch and seeing the road out the window, while he was doing her.

He witnessed the car strike and kill Brian and he cheered with glee, upon witnessing it. Quagmire jokingly quoted "And I thought I was good at smashing bitches.

Are you talking or sucking? Brian hit a fire hydrant and later, rock bottom when his face became mutilated. Brian was crying his eyes out at the bar and Quagmire spotted him.

Although Quagmire hated Brian's guts, he couldn't bring himself to leave him there and gave him a ticket to a plastic surgeon to help him.

Brian was grateful to Quagmire for his kind gesture but Quagmire wanted him to keep it a secret, not wanting people to know that he did something nice for him.

Brian got himself the surgery he needed to get a giant smile and then later became a realtor, being able to manipulate people into buying homes with his "realtor smile".

Wanting to make a few more quick bucks, Brian tricked Quagmire into buying a highly expensive and really crappy hotel. Quagmire was disappointed with the quality of his hotel and wanted to find Brian to get a refund.

He wasn't mad at him as he trusted he didn't screw him over on purpose. However, Quagmire spent all of the next 48 hours looking for Brian, while Brian hid from him to avoid making the return.

On the final hour, Quagmire finally found Brian and asked for a refund. Brian made a cheesy speech about how he was sorry he sold him a crappy hotel but he only did it because he wanted to do something nice for a friend even if that nice thing was kind of "empty".

Quagmire bought this apology and forgave Brian, saying that he now sees the humanity in him. Just then, Brian's watch went off and Brian smugly said to him with a dochey attitude that he just passed the point of no return and now he's stuck with the crappy hotel forever, proving that he was just being a dick the entire time.

Quagmire got so furious at Brian, that he picked up a metal chair and slammed Brian in the face, knocking all of his fancy new teeth out and reverting his face back to it's previous, mutilated state only this time, it was even uglier.

When Quagmire heard about Bonnie having an affair with Brian, he said that Brian was an absolute dick for stealing Joe's wife.

He was also present at the intervention, where everybody chastised the two for being together. Quagmire didn't hold Bonnie even slightly accountable for cheating on Joe.

Many could argue that if he did, it would be hypocritical, as he's had sex with Bonnie before, but it was probably mostly because he hated Brian and just wanted to seize the opportunity to guilt-trip him as much as possible.

Brian spied on the apartment across the street from his own and saw Quagmire having sex with a married woman and then escaping when her husband came home.

As Quagmire escaped through the balcony fire exit, he managed to see Brian in his hotel and flipped him off. Quagmire was brought to tears, when Brian married Jess to make her last days on earth as happy as possible.

Quagmire said that he couldn't bring himself to dislike Brian anymore, knowing what a good guy he was and as a token of his appreciation, threw him the biggest bachelor party ever.

Quagmire and Brian both try to get the rich old millionaire, Pip's inheritance and compete for the money.

In the end, Pip dies from a heart attack, while skydiving and the money goes to Brian. Quagmire, thinking Brian killed her which he didn't goes to Brian to say that he's very afraid of him and Brian, now having confidence, tells Quagmire to watch his step around him.

Brian and Quagmire run against each other for the mayor of Quahog and they both mud fling at each other to make the other candidate look stupid.

Brian ends up looking like the bigger ass, while Quagmire kills it in the polls. Quagmire takes Brian for a ride in his mayoral bus and he insults him, comparing him to Ubu from the commercials.

Look at Quagmire hitting on that skank. You know he's gonna close the deal. Brian : Peter, that skank is your daughter. Peter : Oh my God, you're right!

Quagmire : Y'know, Meg, I'd love to see without your hat on. A green hand emerges from her scalp, pulls beanie down] Okay. Stewie : Don't worry, Dad, I'll take care of him!

Peter : Lois, you outta your mind?! We can't let Quagmire take Meg out on a date, that guy'll bang anything! Lois : I made meatloaf, it's in the fridge.

Quagmire appears in an quarky position] Quagmire : Hey Peter, ya mind? Peter : But I have to get dinner. Quagmire : [throws handful of banknotes] Go out.

I'm farting while you tickling me. Quagmire : That's all right, it's just your body. Sometimes things slip out. Lois : We're never gonna get up there.

I wonder what's causin' all this traffic. Peter : [looks out the car window] Oh boy, there's the problem Peter yells at the lazy animators] Come on, guys, really?

Let's go! What the hell's goin' on up there?! Quagmire : Okay, what compound is this? Meg : That's sodium chloride. Quagmire : That's right.

How about this one? Meg : Hydrogen peroxide. Quagmire : God, you're so smart! How 'bout this one? Meg : QM2?

I'm not sure what that is. Quagmire : It's Quagmegium. It's the strongest compound on Earth; nothing can separate it.

It has an atomic weight of awesome. Meg : You're such a cutie petuti. Quagmire : If I'm a cutie petuti, then you're a penie vagini.

Meg : Aww! Peter : Meg, get in the car! We're going home! Meg : I'm not going home. I'm 18, and you can't tell me what to do anymore! Peter : Meg, I'm only gonna say this once.

Finally, Quagmire would give Brian a detailed description of why he hates him. The general gist of it was that he was egotistical, rude to his friends and family, misogynistic, opinionated, and above all things, boring.

Quagmire left Brian to pay the bill as he stormed out of the restaurant, leaving his victim feeling bad about himself.

Upon learning that Brian had sex with his newly transitioned dad, Quagmire became instantly horrified and pissed off. He would then march on over to Brian's house, bust in, and beat the living shit out of him in a very graphic and drawn-out manner.

Although Brian was initially scared of Quagmire, hoping that he wouldn't be mad at him. However, Quagmire's overall excessive and unnecessarily brutal attack on him pretty much pissed Brian off.

This eventually got Brian to finally hate Quagmire in return. As Quagmire left the house, Brian made sure that even though he was beaten, bruised, and bloody, he would still get the last word.

Brian said to Quagmire, "Hey, I fucked your dad. After striking out with Denise , Brian sought advice on dating women and saw that Quagmire had a dating class.

Peter once again reminded Brian that Quagmire hated him and warned him not to go to the class but Brian needed the advice pretty bad, so he risked the awkward confrontation with Quagmire again.

Quagmire was very cold to Brian and treated him like shit in his class by instructing him to hot on fat women and also feeding him false advice about being a dick to his date, causing her to dump him.

Brian got revenge on Quagmire by going out with his ex-girlfriend, Cheryl Tiegs and making out with her right in front of his face.

Quagmire got revenge on Brian again by going out with his ex-girlfriend, Jillian Russel-Wilcox. They went on a double date which soon turned into a fight.

Both of the girls broke up with their respective boyfriends and left. Both being sad about being dumped, Brian and Quagmire had a heartfelt conversation.

As Quagmire got into his car, Brian asked for a ride Quagmire smiled and unlocked his car door, giving Brian the false impression that he was going to let him go for a ride, only to drive the car away before Brian could get in and then drive back to run him over.

Brian showed the courtroom the letter, addressed to him by Ida, from after she had sex with him at the Marriott. Quagmire was embarrassed and pissed when Brian showed this.

When recreating the 12 way orgy, Quagmire instructed Brian to play the role of the ugly girl at the bottom.

Peter, Brian, Quagmire, and Joe all lost their memories. Since Quagmire and Brian didn't know each other, they didn't hate each other and were just casual friends.

When trying to find out who they were, Brian sniffed his own poop on Quagmire's lawn, leading him to believe that he was Quagmire's dog and so he went to live with him.

Quagmire was okay with Brian being his pet at first but Brian turned out to be really annoying, getting Quagmire to hate him again. Quagmire attended Brian's funeral and was on his phone the whole time, completely uninterested.

Quagmire interrupted Peter's eulogy, by commenting on how David Ortiz kept swinging at curveballs. Quagmire became good friends with Vinny , saying that he was much better of a dog than Brian.

Stewie assumed that Quagmire was the Car Driver that killed Brian and did an investigation on him. Quagmire said that as much as he wished he could have been the one who killed Brian, he was having sex with a lady at that time, which cleared his name of the murder.

A flashback showed Quagmire having sex with a girl on his couch and seeing the road out the window, while he was doing her.

He witnessed the car strike and kill Brian and he cheered with glee, upon witnessing it. Quagmire jokingly quoted "And I thought I was good at smashing bitches.

Are you talking or sucking? We can't let Quagmire take Meg out on a date, that guy'll bang anything! Lois : I made meatloaf, it's in the fridge.

Quagmire appears in an quarky position] Quagmire : Hey Peter, ya mind? Peter : But I have to get dinner. Quagmire : [throws handful of banknotes] Go out.

I'm farting while you tickling me. Quagmire : That's all right, it's just your body. Sometimes things slip out. Lois : We're never gonna get up there.

I wonder what's causin' all this traffic. Peter : [looks out the car window] Oh boy, there's the problem Peter yells at the lazy animators] Come on, guys, really?

Let's go! What the hell's goin' on up there?! Quagmire : Okay, what compound is this? Meg : That's sodium chloride. Quagmire : That's right. How about this one?

Meg : Hydrogen peroxide. Quagmire : God, you're so smart! How 'bout this one? Meg : QM2? I'm not sure what that is. Quagmire : It's Quagmegium.

It's the strongest compound on Earth; nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome. Meg : You're such a cutie petuti. Don't you think he deserves a nice treat?

Eventually, she was too drunk to care what she was doing. They gave in to Quagmire's demands. Later that week, Lois invited Bonnie over for some coffee.

Peter was at work while the kids were at school. Stewie was sleeping upstairs, and Brian was out. They were having a conversation about their home lives.

Our little Susie is such an adorable baby. Would you like me to give you a massage upstairs? I'll have to unhook your bra so I can move my hands across your back more easily.

Lois began rubbing the lotion on Bonnie's upper back and neck. She then made her way toward Bonnie's butt. Then Lois kissed Bonnie on her neck.

Bonnie wasn't sure how to react. She had been deprived of sex since her husband's accident paralyzed him from the waist down. In most circumstances, she would have been infuriated.

But because it had been so long since she had had sex, she instead turned around and pulled Lois in for a kiss. They got under the covers and threw off all their clothes.

Bonnie thought about what she had done with Lois the next day. Sure it had been a long time since she had had sex, but she still loved her husband.

Just at that moment, Joe came home. Quagmire came over to have a few drinks. After he got really drunk, he started ranting about what happened during his birthday.

Bonnie stormed out of the house and walked next door. Lois opened the door and saw Bonnie with an angry face. Bonnie grabbed Lois by the collar.

You don't know what it's like to be in my shoes. I only did it because I was really drunk and didn't know what I was doing. As for what happened when you gave me a massage, that only happened because I've had a lot of sexual tension from not having sex in over five years.

I may not be able to make love to my husband the way you get to make love to yours, but I still love him. I would never do anything to hurt him.

My husband saved your life recently, and this is how you repay us? By trying to make me be unfaithful to him? As far as I'm concerned, we're through being friends.

And if you see me outside, don't say hi to me. Go fuck yourself, Lois. Author's note: This isn't really my best chapter. I think the next one will be better.

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